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Yellowstone, Zoboomafoo
Y Yellowstone- A show that I haven’t watched and don’t plan on watching starring Kevin Costner and other actors whose skillsets primarily consist of…
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Bird Watchers, Ultimate Frisbee Players, Volunteer Firefighters
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Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz from Nosferatu Brought in to Give Jets Halftime Speech
J Jets Halftime Team Talks- After heading back into the tunnel at halftime down 38-3 to the middling Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the New York Jets have…
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December 2024

Cute Dog Nicknames, Oliver Twist, Simon Cowell
C Cute Dog Nicknames- Every dog owner knows there is really no limit to how crazy you can get with your dog nicknames.
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Jogging Shorts, Movie Theater Janitors, Nostradamus
J Jogging Shorts- Five inch inseams, bright colors, built-in underwear, what’s not to love?
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9 Writers Lifting Each Other Up!
The Amplify List (no. 1)
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Oprah and Elie Wiesel at Auschwitz
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Lip Balm, Manopause, Jeep Wave
L Lip Balm- Ah yes, the way to refer to chapstick so as not to conjure up the image of a Golden Retriever’s penis.
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Quidditch, Xylophone, Yorgos Lanthimos
Q Quidditch- A sport from the wizarding world of Harry Potter which has since been adopted by Ivy league campuses in order to offer an athletic pursuit…
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Albinos, Criterion Closet, Garbage Truck
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More Filthy Encyclopedia, This Time With Top Tier Artwork
Since everyone has been making a big fuss about the use of AI artwork, I have decided to start drawing my own images to accompany these posts.
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The Filthy World Almanac
B Breweries- These ever-popular hangout spots range in décor and theme from bubbly, vivacious, and decidedly kid-friendly, to metal, satanic, and…
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