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Something tells me you relish congering these delightfulful works of word craft.

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It's the only way I can get myself to feel anything these days! Well, that and the gas station coffee.

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This piece is absolutely hilarious and spot on! The vivid descriptions of each caffeine source had me laughing out loud. I especially loved the part about English Breakfast Tea and the aristocratic disdain.

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Thanks Jon! Stay tuned for part two tomorrow for more hilarity :)

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