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Jon's avatar

legend. No more no less.

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Jenny Bai's avatar

This made me laugh

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Kathy Enriquez-Nguyen's avatar

I died 🤣🤣 these are real?! We don’t have a TJ here in Canada, but when I visit the states, I love going to grab their cookie spread. I never even thought to look for these ridiculous names or knew it’s a thing

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Samuel Clemenstein's avatar

Haha no they are not quite real, but inspired by TJ’s “trader giotto’s” and “trader Ming’s” products

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Kathy Enriquez-Nguyen's avatar

OHHH!!! Hahahah you got me!

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Steve's avatar

Nothing about Trader Elizabeth’s 1/1024 Native American Cornmeal?

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Rebecca's avatar

This is so dry that I truly truly wasn't sure what was going on here...worth of a faulty towers episode perhaps?

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David Uribe's avatar

I’m laughing out loud in front of my family during dinner reading this. Too dang funny.

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Samuel Clemenstein's avatar

Glad you enjoyed it, David!

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Albert Cory's avatar

Whenever I ask someone what their favorite food is at TJ’s, it’s always something I’ve never even noticed there.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Lol this is a good one

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Rebecca's avatar

I would happily read a weekly roundup of these across the consumer landscape

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