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legend. No more no less.

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This made me laugh

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I died 🤣🤣 these are real?! We don’t have a TJ here in Canada, but when I visit the states, I love going to grab their cookie spread. I never even thought to look for these ridiculous names or knew it’s a thing

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Haha no they are not quite real, but inspired by TJ’s “trader giotto’s” and “trader Ming’s” products

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OHHH!!! Hahahah you got me!

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Nothing about Trader Elizabeth’s 1/1024 Native American Cornmeal?

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This is so dry that I truly truly wasn't sure what was going on here...worth of a faulty towers episode perhaps?

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I’m laughing out loud in front of my family during dinner reading this. Too dang funny.

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Glad you enjoyed it, David!

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Whenever I ask someone what their favorite food is at TJ’s, it’s always something I’ve never even noticed there.

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Lol this is a good one

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I would happily read a weekly roundup of these across the consumer landscape

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