Zeal- great energy, passion, enthusiasm for a pursuit or cause
Ex: “Wanda Van Zinckelberg, the zeal with which you have made it your life goal to promote and advocate for the heart health of our overweight and obese population leaves us no choice but to name this new wing of the hospital: THE VAN ZINCKELBERG CORONARY CARE UNIT!” *Crowd applauds. Wanda wipes a tear from underneath her eye, smudging her magenta cat eye mascara. *
“…As you know, your donation was not sufficient to cover all the expenses for the construction of this new wing, so we have had to call upon some of our wealthier corporate partners to subsidize the remainder. Which is why the full name of the wing will actually be: PRESENTED BY BURGER KING: THE AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! YOU RULE! VAN ZINCKELBERG CORONARY CARE UNIT”
*A few stray claps are heard followed by gasps and murmurs*
“The cafeteria will now be giving out Cheetos chicken fries with the purchase of any whopper meal! Yea! Let’s hear it for Burger King! Woo! Let’s hear it for heart health! Come on now!”
This is a slice of genius. As a side note I would trust not one member of the banner holders. Just me?