“Sad Family Eating Waffle Cone Ice Cream” - Neo Noir Image Style
Unstinting- given without restraint; unsparing
Ex: The parking attendant was unstinting in her issuance of parking citations to those drivers unfortunate enough to have parked in her concrete hellscape of a lot in the heart of downtown. To the family that just walked into Milkcraft and dropped $13.50 a piece for mediocre ice cream in a flavorless waffle cone comprised of bulbous air-filled cysts, get ready to cough up $25 more, because you just went one minute over your allocated parking time! Not even one minute, mere seconds. Prepare to walk back over to your Rav-4 to see a woman making direct eye contact with you as she dips a quill in ink and, in beautifully calibrated calligraphic strokes, writes you a fine for failing to be back at your vehicle before the doomsday clock struck zero, or midnight, or whatever the fuck the Mayans said it would hit before the world ended in 2012. Keep licking that ridiculous gimmick of a frozen treat as she busts out an L dance, followed by the worm, followed by the Carlton, followed by the percolator, before finally placing the fine to rest underneath your wiper blades.