Stolid, Kalopsia

Stolid- calm, unemotional

Ex: She was looking for a man both as solid and stolid as a rock. A real iron giant of sorts who let emotions bounce off of him like rubber balls hitting off of a rubber wall in a rubber world. Sorry, my examples are leaving a little to be desired today. Maybe like the rubber wall could be a different kind of rubber or something. Listen man, I don’t know, I’m tired. She just wanted an emotionally unavailable gym rat.

Kalopsia- the delusion of things being more beautiful than they actually are

Ex: The yogi tried to see the individual beauty in each one of her students. But unfortunately, she may have had a case of kalopsia. I mean one of her students was literally Freddy Kreuger. Another was a guy who couldn’t go a sentence without using the phrase “If you know, you know” except nobody ever knew because all he ever talked about was fucking Scandinavian electronic music. No, we didn’t catch that latest Torbjørn Brundtland track. Oh, he did use a lot of foghorn? More foghorn than you cared for? What exactly is the perfect amount of foghorn, if I may ask?