Two Irishmen having a fight at a pub, old drawing style
Pugnacious- feisty; eager to argue or fight
Ex: Connor McGregor finally met his match the other night when he ran into the infamously pugnacious Nigel “Big Booze, Short Fuse” Lawson at Kelleher’s Pub on one euro Proper Twelve shot night in downtown Limerick. What started out as a competition to see who could put away the most whiskey without falling on his arse quickly devolved into a tennis match of verbal volleying in which the question, “Just who the fook do you think you are?” was served back and forth from one increasingly intoxicated Celt to the other.
“I’m fooking Connor McGregor, who the fook are you?”.
“I’m fooking Big Booze Lawson. You’re in my bar, mate!”
“You’re drinking my fooking whiskey eediot!”
“That explains why it tastes like fooking sheeit. My grandfather’s piss goes down smoother than this!”
“You drink your fooking grandfather’s piss?”
“It’s a fooking example, dummy!”
“Don’t be talking fooking foolish about my whiskey now!”
“Oh yea, what are you gonna fooking do about it?”
“I’ll fooking knock you out is what I’m gonna do about it!”
“I’d like to see you fooking try!”
*Now all up in each other’s faces screaming and turning beet red*
“FOOOK YEWWW!!!!!!”
“FOOOK YEWWW!!!!!!”
*McGregor unleashes a devastating uppercut into Nigel’s jaw, knocking him unconscious and toppling his massive 6’3 frame to the grimy bar floor. A bag of urine falls out of Big Booze Lawson’s pocket. McGregor bends down and picks up the bag. He quietly mouths the words on the label to himself. “Gramps’ 2021 Vintage, I fooking knew eet!”
Proper genius
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