Consider purchasing the book! It makes a great addition to a coffee table or that basket sitting on the top part of the toilet where you take upper deckers.
Pontificate- to express one’s opinions in a pompous manner
Ex: It’s never a smart move to pontificate about, well, just about anything of cultural or intellectual significance at a dive bar in Pittsburgh, lest you draw the wildly insecure and definitely homophobic ire of the oversized man in the Troy Polamalu jersey seated over at the next bar stool. This is the type of guy that calls you “bigshot” for ordering a Heineken, “Mr. Professor” when you recite a fun fact about a guy with really stretchy skin from Ripley’s Believe it or Not 2007, and “fudge packer” when you stand up and he realizes that you’re wearing Levi’s and not cargo shorts.