Maunder

Maunder- to talk in a rambling manner; prattle on about

Ex: She kept maundering on and on about the dental mold process. And all I could do was sit there and just take it! These dental hygienists, man. They know they have you by the balls when their hand is in your mouth with those metal cleaning tools. They can speak their mind, but you have no chance to respond! No chance to let them know that you don’t give a shit! No chance to tell them, please, for the love of god, would you just shut up already! The only time you can chime in is to tell them yes, you would like a little goodie bag after the visit, and no, no you don’t really care that technically there is an age limit on the goodie bags. That technically a 35 year old should be able to go out and purchase any of the travel sized flosses and toothpastes in the bag on his own. Well, I’ll tell you what, woman. You didn’t give me a chance to pick out the grape flavored cleaning paste, and you went straight for the mint, assuming that a full-grown adult male wouldn’t want the grape. But I wanted the grape. I wanted the grape more than you could ever know!