Manacle, Martinet

Manacle- to shackle, to restrain

Ex: He watched in bewilderment as they manacled his penguin outside of the dance club in Club Penguin’s town center. All he had done was type into the chat the entire lyrical content of Chapters 1 through 33 of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet. He was on thin ice before with the Club Penguin server monitors for having his penguin yell, “YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER!” at the lighthouse (see The Lighthouse, 2017) repeatedly until another user, whose penguin was also at the lighthouse, lost his sanity, logged off of the game, and sequestered himself at a remote New England island, drinking himself into madness.

Martinet- someone who demands exact conformity to rules; strict

Ex: The martinet Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket is almost as intimidating as a Jewish mother barking out orders in the kitchen before a Passover Seder, almost. If you mess with the preparation of the bitter herb, prepare to be met with a bitter verb like “FUCK!” as in, “Here, take this salt, take this bucket of water, and get the FUCK out of my kitchen!”. If you fancy yourself more of a Private Pyle, you’ll likely be downgraded to the easiest job in the book: making the saltwater. If you can’t handle that, prepare to have a Tallis thrown over you and to be beaten senseless with horseradish roots by the rest of your family until you beg, “DAYENU!” (Hebrew for: enough!).