Indolence, Parlance

Indolence- laziness

Ex: Contrary to what you may expect, the job of budtender at a marijuana dispensary does not allow for any indolence. If you get high on your own supply, it better not be on indica, otherwise known as “in-da-couch”, renowned for its calming effects, but rather on sativa, otherwise known as, “sa-ti-vai’mdyingIswearI’mdyingtheracingthoughtsaretoomuchIhatemyselfmakeitstopmakeitstop”, renowned for its ability to convince you that that customer knows you’re high, you swear to god he knows, why is he judging you? Is it because your eyes are too far apart? It must be. Why does your skin feel really weird right now? Oh god, it feels so weird. You have to get it off of you! Get it off! Oh no the cops are coming and your family doesn’t want anything to do with you and your life is ruined nooooooo

Parlance- a way of speaking that a specific group or industry uses

Ex: “Cool it with the military parlance, Terry. You’re not deployed right now, you’re back home with the boys. If you want to make plans over the phone, I don’t know what you mean by, ‘this is delta niner to echo Charlie, we got a 30 clip of silver bullet pint cans in the starboard side of the vessel, I’m going to need some backup if we want to gun down these targets without capsizing and letting the VC’s get hold of our cargo.’ I can gather that the first part is about drinking beer, but what did you mean by the VC’s? Like Viet Cong? What are you talking about, man? We’re in New Jersey in 2023, there’s no Viet Cong here dude. It’s been 50 years since Nam, nobody is out to get you, Terry.”