Iconoclast, Amorphous, Fervid

Iconoclast- a person who attacks traditional beliefs or institutions

Ex: Reggie became an iconoclast in Mississippi when he elected to drink water instead of Coca-Cola. He had a desire to challenge the sanctity of morbid obesity in the state.

Amorphous- without a true shape, shapeless

Ex: The remarkably articulate Dominican barber chirped at his client, “Your hair’s looking mad amorphous, homie, you necessitate an edge up and a fade forthwith!”

Fervid- extremely enthusiastic

Ex: The fervid tire salesman failed to read the room when he welcomed the dejected, miserable family- who were just looking to get this ordeal over with- into the Town Fair Tire with a booming “WELCOME TO TOWN FAIR TIRE! You want tires, BOOM! We got tires! You need a rotation? IM YOUR GUY! You need your tires inflated? SHABOOYA! WE CAN DO THAT! Now what’ll it be for you folks!?” The family spun around and quickly slammed the door shut as they bolted out of the store. He had missed out on yet another sale. The manager pulled him aside to have a word with him. “Listen bud, we need you to step up your game. I understand that you must feel like you’re at about 44 PSI right about now, and any additional pressure might cause you to pop, but we can’t give up any more ground to those smug fuckers at Firestone with their shit eating grins and subpar winter tire warranties.”