Histrionic, Rhapsody

Histrionic- overly dramatic or emotional

Ex: The histrionic camp counselor was reduced to tears by the pettiest disturbances within the bunk. If a camper so much as left his bed unmade, he would break down sobbing. Imagine if he had found out about the fecal Jackson Pollack incident of June 2014. Or the Siamese jerk off. Or, crazier still, *DUH DUH DUHHHH* the penismanship awards ceremony. He would have thrown himself off of the alpine rock climbing tower before the nominees for “definite grower, but still had a lot of soft confidence” were even revealed.

Rhapsody- an enthusiastic or ecstatic expression of feeling

Ex: His breakdance number was a rhapsody, and the violent contortions of his body beautifully matched the melancholy lo-fi hip-hop emanating from the boom box next to him. You could feel the hollow ache of his grieving heart as he pop, locked, and dropped it while a fellow performer unveiled a mural of his recently deceased grandmother on the mosaic tile subway station wall. If you were to pan the camera slightly to the left, there was a grimacing homeless man just out of frame taking a dump in an unattended yellow mop bucket. A rat with a tiny New York Knicks snapback scurried past his curled toes and disappeared down the black subway tunnel in the background.