Froward

Froward- contrary; difficult to deal with; rebellious

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Today’s Main Story: Froward Family Feud contestant keeps yelling out surfing-related answers, much to the dismay of the rest of his family.

Chazz Megachiller, 17, of Long Beach, California became an overnight media sensation after his totally wicked escapades during last night’s Family Feud broadcast. The laid-back teen with the strawberry blonde Bieber bowl cut and the pukka shell necklace just couldn’t seem to guess a survey answer that didn’t revolve around the water sport made famous by school-skipping burnouts and Jack Johnson groupies alike. Perhaps the most viral clip of his entire appearance came during the category of “Name Something You’d Like to do in the Winter”, when Chazz immediately slammed down on the buzzer and confidently blurted out, “I’d be like, totally stoked to toss on a wetsuit and carve it up in Half Moon Bay when it’s absolutely macking out there around the holidays”. Chazz’s outburst didn’t even “hang ten!” on the scoreboard for the Megachiller family. The quick camera cut to a blank-faced, emotionally checked out Dr. Megachiller made it painfully obvious that his dream for Chazz to take over the family medical practice had been abandoned long ago. The Megachiller family’s embarrassment was amplified tenfold when Steve Harvey rapped his knuckles on Chazz’s forehead and said, “knock, knock, is anybody home? Chazz, are you there? Or is your brain over at Ron Jon Surf Shop contemplating if the surfboard wax could get you high if you rubbed it on your eyelids like Burt’s Bees?”. Now over to Jeremy in sports, where I hear the Mets are on the verge of yet another late season collapse at the hands of the Braves, take it away Jeremy!