Foment
Foment- to instigate or stir up (usually a violent or undesirable course of action)
Ex: It’s ya boy S to the Clemizzle back with another hot jam for your cochlear implants, check, check it outtt
*Record scratch*
The five-foot tyrant known to foment violence,
When I’m on the mic, don’t expect no silence
All you other MC’s, you’re nothing but hot garbage
All you other mic spitters, y’all are all quitters
Take a load like a real man, you really scared to taste swimmers?
Shimmers, yea, that’s what my diamonds do,
They shine whiter than you’d expect like when you meet a black albino dude
And I might even frequent Grindr when I’m in solitude
Cuz I’m bros before hos, that’s right, I got a dude
But he just do my taxes though, nothing sexual about it
Except when he whips it out and I can’t speak when I’m around it
Man, it makes me go crazy,
This must be how Beyonce feels around Jay-Z!
Inches and inches, no metric system,
This must be the D that I’ve been missing!
*The beat abruptly cuts off. The recording studio door swings open*
“Dude, dude, dude. Not cool. After that swimmers bar I thought maybe you’d get the train back on the rails, but nah, you just derailed that shit even further, dawg. I can’t even cap I’mma have to wipe that mic off with a Clorox wipe before anyone else uses it, because those bars were nasty. It’s 2024 dawg and I’m down with all that empowerment shit, but homie what you did in there was wack, I can’t lie.”
“So, you’ll at least burn it onto a CD for me?”
*I reach into my black varsity jacket pocket and pull out a CD covered in some unknown goo and hand it to the sound engineer*
“Shit, man, if it means that much to you I guess…FUCK what is that? Get, get out of here, man!”