Florid- excessively intricate or complicated
Ex: The florid detailing on her new paintjob was so offensive that it made the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile look as at home on the road as a 99’ corolla. Traditionally, repressed Catholics or buttoned up actuaries make half-baked attempts at expressing themselves through bumper stickers reading things like, “Jesus loves you” or “Next time wear a hard hat, Paul Pelosi”, they don’t typically go as far as wrapping their car matte black and painstakingly sticking on green decals to make it look like The Matrix code, except the entire pattern is just 8008135 repeating over and over again.