Fecund

Fecund- fertile; high-yielding; prolific

Ex: Too many Rhino 7000 boner pills from the gas station will leave you questioning your fecundity in an anxious spiral of negativity and shame. That is, of course, if your heart doesn’t explode within the first hour of your initial use. If you can make it past that frightening stage, sources say that you become super saiyan, like the grotesquely shredded anime characters on the pill bottle packaging. That feeling is short lived, and soon after your burning blue fires of passion fade into the dull lifeless embers of a shlump sitting on the stoop outside of a Wawa in a worn out Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt munching on a jalapeno cheddar Slim Jim. Maybe it’s best that your seed is ineffective. Were you to reproduce, that little gremlin would surely do something to accelerate the already rapid decline of our homo sapiens’ borrowed time on this wet rock.