Expatiate, Dilettante, Munificent
Expatiate- to speak or write about something in great detail, for a long time
Ex: “Don’t you think the Kardashians’ asses look ridiculous? I wonder if they even function properly!” “Dad, stop it, you’re embarrassing me!” “Janice, I’m a colorectal surgeon, it’s my job to expatiate on the workings of the anus!”
Dilettante- an amateur who takes interest in an art or subject but doesn’t actually have real, serious knowledge about it.
Ex: Reed was a wall-street banker who became a modern art dilettante after making millions off of the back of the housing crisis. At an art showing last week Reed made an offer to buy a piece that he thought was a Degas, but turned out to be the owner of the apartment’s daughter’s Crayola depiction of her ballet class. He had foolishly remarked on some of the qualities of the painting that were “So true to Degas’ style”. Stay in your lane, finance bro, stay in your lane.
Munificent- generous in giving or sharing abundantly
Ex: Christmastime involved a battle of munificence between the divorced parents, who tried to outdo one another with their generous gift giving in order to win over the favor of their children. Last year Jenna gave their son a fully drivable kids-sized Lamborghini, so Robert had no choice but to let his nuts hang and buy him a real 2022 Lamborghini Aventador. Robert was set out to rewrite the narrative of him being a cheating, deadbeat dad by showering his children in material goods. He had already made plans with Boston Dynamics to build a fully functioning robot replica of himself to give to his son next year when he inevitably wishes for his father to just generally be more involved in his upbringing.