Evanescent, Lascivious, Picayune

Evanescent- soon disappearing, vanishing quickly

Ex: He hoped the image of his grandmother’s saggy, overworked titty would be an evanescent one. He would rather not have the disagreeable picture emblazoned on his mind for years to come. Sure enough, his worst fears became reality a few years later when the song Low by Flo Rida was playing at a Miami Beach club. Upon hearing the chorus of, “Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low” he couldn’t help but think back to his granny’s drooping abominations. He imagined them slapping against her shins as she ambled into the kitchen for a second round of tapioca pudding.

Lascivious- feeling a crude and inappropriate sexual desire

Ex: The blue smurfette left him feeling oddly lascivious, especially for a children’s movie theater. He sprinted out of his seat and into the bathroom, where he splashed cold water on his face, screaming at his reflection, “HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING SINCE BLUE MAN GROUP LAST YEAR!”. Safe to say, he would be bringing a change of clothes to the premiere of Avatar 2.

Picayune- insignificant, of little value

Ex: This is no picayune accusation, I mean you did bang my other mom too!