The Filthy Easy Guide to Vocab: Second Batch
Dyspeptic- short-tempered; irritable
Ex: Call me dyspeptic, but if I hear you mumbling behind my seat at a movie theater I’m not going to hesitate to turn around and SHHHH you like an irked librarian. If that first shush doesn’t do the trick, my next move is to act a little too surprised by a jump scare, tossing my entire bag of popcorn behind me in alarmed fright. If, somehow, after all that, you are still talking, I just go ahead and ruin the entire movie for you. That’s right, jokes on you buddy. I’m not proud to admit it, but this is my third screening of Leprechaun this week and I’ll be damned if I miss any of that hard-hitting, Tarantino-esque dialogue. Spoiler alert, movie-talking loser, they shoot a four-leaf clover into the Leprechauns mouth and he melts away. That’s it, there’s no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, just death, as will be the case for you at the end of your tragically pathetic existence.