Note: I’m now using AI to generate all my images, so apologies for this monstrosity.
Dispensation- exemption from a rule or requirement
Ex: Alright, it’s bathroom cleaning time. Everyone slap on a pair of nylon gloves and report to the latrines immediately. Everyone but Bruce, that is. Bruce, you have been granted dispensation from cleaning the bathrooms. Bruce and I had a pretty transformative bonding experience at the Blue Man Group show last night, didn’t we Bruce? When that tan kicked in and we were like proper rolling rolling we connected on an existential level. We became brothers in blue. Blues brothers, if you will. And I just wouldn’t feel right letting my blue’s clues get browned. When that crazy drum solo started and the blue paint went flying and our eyes were rolling back into our skulls and you started painting my bare chest with the flecks of blue paint that were cascading down onto our section and the cool paint felt so good on my warm skin I knew in that very moment that I just couldn’t bear to ever see you scrape the remnants of a chalupa M80 ass-splosion off the toilet in the handicap stall.
as someone who has been proper ROLLING rolling before I find this both believable and heartwarming.
A well-turned phrase is one of life's most delicious treats. I am in awe of your prodigious ability.
May I suggest your new handle should be revised to, "Maestro" Samuel Clemenstein.