Disgorge
Disgorge- to cause to pour out; emit; discharge
Ex: The crack in the dam started as just a little hole the diameter of a nickel that disgorged a tight piss stream of reservoir water down into the river below. The inept town maintenance crew tried to amend the problem by slapping a Spiderman Band-Aid over the crack. Well, that held on for about as long as Toby Maguire could prevent himself from shooting his web all over Kristen Dunst in Spiderman; which is to say, not very long at all. As the makeshift patch flew off the dam and the hole grew ever wider and the stream grew ever more powerful, the town maintenance crew could only watch on in befuddled amusement, scratching their scraggly goatees and brushing Doritos crumbs off of their neon vests, as the dam exploded. Between rushing to CVS to pick up Band-Aids (and doritos) and the resulting disaster that had ensued, they forgot to warn the kayakers, tubers, and paddle boarders in the river to clear away from the dam. As the dam collapsed, these leisure water activity enthusiasts were enveloped by the swell. Like Pharaoh and his Egyptian minions in the Passover story, they were claimed by the water. And like the newly freed Jewish slaves in that same story, the town maintenance crew were forced to roam the wilderness for forty years following the incident, picking up trash by the sides of highways with long pointy sticks. And, much like the recounting of anything Passover-related to any non-Jew, I will now have to take 15 minutes of your time explaining exactly what gefilte fish is, and then I will have to convince you that I actually enjoy the taste of that boiled mixture of assorted ground whitefish, and no, my bubbe is not threatening to cut my throat with the shank bone if I don’t take a bite.