Consternation, Casefy

Consternation- a feeling of worry, dismay, or confusion

Ex: She looked at her son with consternation. “You WHAT!? You traded our family cow for a fucking handful of magic beans!!??? Jack, go to your room and don’t come out! Your father will deal with you when he gets home.” “But mum, I was just trying to grow a giant beanstalk so I could find those pesky giants who’ve been stealing all our goods!” “Jack, what the bloody hell are you on about!? I don’t want to hear another word of this nonsense. Go to your room, NOW!” *Jack’s dad comes home. His wife tells him the news.* “I mean I had my suspicions but this just confirms it. Him and his friends ‘ave been tripping balls offa the Ergot fungus rye bread again. That’s IT. There will be no more Reubens eaten in this household!” “But Glinda, I quite fancy a reuben every now and again…the horseradish gives me a tingly feeling in me nads”

Casefy- to make or become similar to cheese

Ex: The Cabot brothers looked at one another knowingly. “Let’s casefy it” they said in unison. It had only been a day since Renee had discovered that her child was lactose intolerant, but the Cabot brothers were already scheming up ways to turn her underutilized mother’s milk into a gold-medal breast cheddar. This is what happens when you grow up without cell service in the foothills of Vermont. Well, either this or you just go skiing a lot.