Coffer- a small box or chest for storing valuables
Ex: *Two criminals debriefing after robbing a suburban household*
“Yo, you got the TV and PS5, right?”
“Yea, I got them both in this duffel here. Do you have the coffer?”
“Yea, of course I got the coffer.” *Flashes open his bag, inside of which is a Keurig Coffee Machine.
“I said, the coffer”
“This is the coffer!”
“That’s a coffee maker! I wasn’t telling you to steal the coffee maker! You think I just combined the words coffee and maker together to make coffer? I meant the god damn jewelry box! With the diamond earrings and the Rolex! What will the Keurig fetch us, 30 bucks on Facebook marketplace?”
“It’s not my fault! Who the fuck uses the word coffer? This isn’t the 1850’s! You should have just said grab the jewelry.”
“I do! I use the word coffer! Life for you may just be a string of petty thefts, but I’m a man of culture, an avid purveyor of fine literature, a man of sophistication!”
*Thief 2 rips the lid off a k-cup, tosses the coffee grounds into Thief 1’s eyes, grabs Thief 1’s valuable electronics haul, and dashes down the street*
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