Captious, Bibulous, Bedraggled

Captious- tending to point out flaws; overly critical

Ex: Penny found it funny how Wade was such a captious equestrian coach when he, himself had never even ridden a horse. A horse did, however, ride him once, but he’d rather not talk about that.

Bibulous- addicted to drinking alcohol

Ex: The bibulous pilot blew into his court-mandated plane cockpit breathalyzer before takeoff, much to the dismay of the boarding passengers.

Bedraggled- unkempt; disheveled

Ex: I still think about that one unaired episode of Queer Eye where they tried to give a bedraggled homeless man a glamorous makeover and he ended up pulling out a shiv and plunging it deep into Tan France’s bedazzled jeans when he tried to fit him into a sunflower-patterned male romper.