Byzantine, Neoteric

Byzantine- overly complicated, usually used to describe administrative tasks

Ex: Paul sat in the lobby of the Farmers Insurance, filling out byzantine paperwork that grew ever more frustrating by the second. Paul got up and strode over to the receptionist’s window. “Excuse me, ma’am. It says here to please list your penis size down to the nearest millimeter, with optional girth measurement below. Oh, come on! Could you please, please tell me how this is at all relevant to my car insurance quote?”. The receptionist didn’t even glance up from her computer as she responded, “Listen man, do you want insurance or do you not? If you do, then fill out the forms, it’s not that difficult. I could show you what J.K. Simmons put down for his, if you would like?”

Neoteric- modern or new

Ex: You can find the kids these days listening to such neoteric bangers as, “Same sound played over and over, except with intermittent 1 second clip of school lockdown alarm mixed in, followed by 1 second of children’s guttural screams” and, “Sounds of the BTS McDonald’s meal being eaten on twitch by an ASMR hot tub streamer, chopped and screwed version, featuring Lil Nas XXY, the first LGBTQ+ superstar with Klinefelter Syndrome”