Atavism- a tendency to revert to something ancient or ancestral
Ex: Raise your hand if you believed Liver King’s atavistic consumption of raw animal organs could get you a hella sweet 12 pack like he had? Really, nobody? Just me? You’re telling me I was the only one who had to refinance my home in order to purchase an industrial refrigerator to hold all the deer hearts and elk gallbladder, essential components of my ancestral diet? You’re seriously telling me that nobody else in this room blindly put their trust in a neckless triangle of a man with an eyepatch who ran around his backyard with an atlatl? What was that, Connor? You said that it was pretty obvious he only got that big because of steroid usage? Let me debunk that for you right now. Neanderthals were much, much stronger than modern humans. What did they eat? You guessed it, raw animal organs. Liver King is a descendant of the early Neanderthal king Douchebagadon, which is how he got his strength and size. How do I know that, you ask, Connor? Well, for one, cave art. Duh. Also, it was in one of his Instagram captions, below a picture of him injecting what appears to be some sort of reindeer liver serum into his buttocks.
Cave art and his Instagram 😆😆😆 you know his farts would drop a buffalo at fifty paces.
Douchebagadon - you slay me. 🤣💥👍