Accession

Accession- attaining a position of power

Ex: The congressman’s accession to the speaker of the house role came with a significant stipulation: he had a truly tragic lisp. Whenever institutional business was being discussed, the representatives were forced to sit there in dismay as a powder-white-wig-wearing Michael Strahan delivered his choppy speech. “M-m-m-m members of the house! L-l-l-listen up!”

“Spit it out already!” yelled Matt Gaetz.

“T-t-t-today m-m-m-marks the d-d-d-ay that we b-b-b-ban a-a-a-sault weapons”

“You speak like a semi-automatic rifle!” chimed in Jim Jordan.

“Sh-sh-sh-ut the f-f-f-fuck up and l-l-let me d-d-do my j-j-j-ob god d-d-damnit!”